Hi Guys, Just a quick note to say that the roumers going round about a certain Facebook sensation appearing on the bill are very fortunately false.  We only have the very best burlesque and variety acts at our show.  In the next few months we will have Hula Girls, Belly Dancers, Fire Performers.  All photos can be found at www.facebook.com/enterteasement.

Our Next 3 shows are:

October 13th
November 10th
December 8th

We hope you can make one of our shows. Newsletter & a new look website coming soon so watch this space 🙂

You are invited to Enterteasement’s first BIRTHDAY. And like most 1 year olds…we’re still full of fun, we belive in the magic of the tooth fairy…and we still love our boobies 🙂 In the last year we’ve had 8 shows, 5 Sell Outs and we can proudly boast a 4.6 Star Average Customer review!

WHAT IS ENTERTEASEMENT?

Enterteasement is a monthly Comedy, Magic, Burlesque night in Glasgow featuring some of the top professional performers in the country. Every act is hand picked to ensure your Friday night is Spectacular

“Enterteasement is the best night in Glasgow Hands Down” Stephen Lyall (Business Guru)

Friday 22nd June
The Admiral Bar, 72 Waterloo Street, Glasgow
Doors 7:30
Acts 8:30 – 11
£14 / £12 (students)
4 VIP Booths Available holding 6 – 8 people £95

THE AMAZING LINE-UP

GARY LITTLE: For anyone who’s seen Gary he’s known as the Pringle guy – simply one of the Best Headliners in the UK. Fantastic act, really excited to have him on the bill.

THE WEE MAN: With over 4 million views on YouTube, Glasgow’s very own rapping sensation has been tearing up the comedy Scene – a 4 times Scottish Comedian of The Year Finalist not to be missed.

ROB KANE: Scottish Comedian Of the Year Finalist and one of the most in demand Compere’s in Scotland.

GARY DUNN + Special Guest: Gary has been entertaining audiences up and down the county for 20 years. He’s a professional Magician/Entertainer/Ventriloquist and will be performing one of his signature acts with a very special guest.

POPPY LA PILULE – Marlin Monroe’esq blonde will be performing one of her cheeky burlesque acts

THE SCOTTISH SHOWGIRLS– A previous winner of Enterteasement, The Scottish Showgirls troupe will be returning with a bang.

FAQ
1) What do I wear: If you want to wear burlesque gear you’ll fit right in and if you fancy jeans and a T shirt you’ll be more than welcome if you need more advice ask Gok Wan.
2) Can I reserve seats? For special occasions yes. We reserve seats for; pregnant ladies, the disabled and some special groups. We also have booths that hold 8 people. All reserved seating must be pre-booked. It’s worth noting – there are only 70 chairs and we get 100 in attendance so get there early.
3) Can I buy tickets on the night? Probably not. Unfortunately in the past we’ve had people guarantee us they would come and reserved a table only to not show up.
4) How do I get to perform on one of your nights? Contact us directly info@enterteasement.com or add us on facebook.
5) I don’t do online payment. can I buy the tickets before the event with cash? Yes you can buy directly from The Admiral by popping in.
6) Is this a private event? No please invite your friends
7) Is it suitable for a work night out. Definitely! Many work nights out hire Enterteasement to provide them with a fantastic night.
8) Can I hire Enterteasement? Yes please do so through www.enterteasement.com

Are you bored with the same old weekends in Glasgow and want to try something UNIQUE, FUN and EXCITING? Then try Enterteasement – Glasgow’s hottest Live Entertainment & variety s
how of Professional Comedy, Magic & Burlesque.

SATURDAY APRIL 21st at The ADMIRAL BAR, 72 Waterloo Street, Glasgow.

The last Enterteasement SOLD OUT 8 days in advance and received an impressive 4.23 stars average customer review; however, we’re chasing those 5 stars. We’re bringing in Funnier Comedians, Hotter Burlesque, Better Magic and for the first time we are introducing one of Scotland’s top variety acts.

Watch the video (no burlesque – sorry folks):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPOQ2BS5OMY&feature=youtu.be

Check out this line-up:

* Chris Forbes: Numerous TV Appearances and has been described as “immediately charismatic… a confident stand-up.” The Daily Record.
* Jamie Dalgleish: Current Scottish Comedian Of The Year.
* Bruce Fummey: Legend Of The Comedy Scene. “Had the crowd belly-laughing in seconds” The Herald.
*Big Paul: Scottish Stand-Up Magic Champion 2008–2010 “A Larger Than Life Comedy Magician”.

Where Is It?

The Admiral Bar, 72 Waterloo Street, G2 7DA (No, It’s Not A Gay Bar). It’s on the corner of Blythswood Street and Waterloo street so only 3 blocks from Central Station. Downstairs function room – perfect for us, great sound & light system!

How Much Is It?

Normal tickets are £15 but tickets sold before the event are £12 to Facebook users including the booking fee.
There are also 4 booths available. Booths hold 8 people and as everyone wants a booth they are £90

== FAQ ==
1) What do I wear? If you want to wear burlesque gear you’ll fit right in and if you fancy jeans and a T shirt you’ll be more than welcome. If you need more advice ask Gok Wan.
2) Can I reserve seats? Yes & No they must be pre-paid and normally only for special occasions / for the handicapped.
3) Can I buy tickets on the night? Probably not but we’ll let you know Unfortunately in the past we’ve had people guarantee us they would come and reserved a table only to not show up. I know nobody plans these things but the business has to run. We normally sell out but keep an eye on facebook/enterteasement for an update – or just buy a ticket.
4) How do I get to perform on one of your nights? Contact us directly info@enterteasement.com or add us on Facebook.
5) I don’t do online payment. Can I buy the tickets before the event with cash? Yes you can, we can pre print you a ticket and put you on the guest list.
6) Is this a private event? No please invite your friends
7) Is it suitable for a work night out? Definitely! Many work nights out hire Enterteasement to provide them with a fantastic night.
9) Am I too old? We actually attract an older audience. We have a solid following in their 40’s and people in their 50’s & 60’s have been known to attend as well. We actually market to the 24–40 crowd but you won’t be turned away.

Howdy folks, just a wee update.  The Next Enterteasement will be on April 21st @ The Admiral on Waterloo Street.  Out of the 4 venue’s we’ve used this is the most suited to our needs.  So there are NO big barriers!! Yes believe it or not, everyone will be able to see the show which can only be a good thing.  They have a proper in built sound system as well so we’ll have no sound problems and…yes I’m bringing in a sound guy – no running around like a mad man doing it myself.  In fact if you know someone please let me know.

Survey Results

The main complaints we’ve had were about the venue which is a good thing but other things have been included as well. So from now on there will be a sound guy and the budget for the burlesque acts has been increased. I’ve managed to do a wee deal with a company in Glasgow called Negotiate Now who are in the news quite a bit at the moment. So essentially, they’re going to do a bit of marketing for me and in return I’m going to push some discount cards for them. So here’s the deal:

Venue hire has Increased

Burlesque Budget Increased

Comedy Budget Increased

Sound Technician added to the wage bill

Price per ticket has to go up – sorry guys.  But here’s my deal (hopefully) As Negotiate now are spreading the word, that means that I don’t have to spend as much on advertising and as you lovely people are sharing the event and bringing people it’s keeping my time down in that regard.  So here’s my thoughts.  The price of the ticket is going up to £15…However, you’ll still be able to get in for £10 – £12.  Here’s how.  The Negotiate Now Discount Card is Awesome…I’ve used it for resteraunts, getting PCs & Iphone screen repaired and also for plumbing work done at home.  The Stand Comedy Club was a member as well for a time being and believe it or not you can even get drinks cheaper in Walkabout with the card! Sweet!

The card costs £2 and I’ll have a batch of them at the door or you can purchase one online at www.negotiatenow.co.uk to speed up the whole door process.  Once you’ve purchased one you get your discount to the event for as long as it runs & all the other benefits as well.

The Negotiate Now guys are also trying to find a restaurant near by that will offer a discount on some food on our nights – so for those of you who wanna pop in or a bite to eat you’ll be able to get it cheaper near The Admiral.

Right I’m pretty sure that’s all for now folks.

Hopefully Thursday will have the full line-up and some good news 😉

Oh, there’s also an Enterteasement type event on in Mansion house on Thursday so if you want tickets to that then please feel free to contact me for details.  I believe there’s 2 comedians, some magic, burlesque and some singers.  It’s hosted by a Miss Scotland Contender so plenty of legs and teeth.

Howdy folks, last week we sold out so if you haven’t got your tickets yet then there’s no point coming to the show as it will be mobbed and I’ll have the door lady the beautiful Fiona under strict instructions not to let anyone in.  I could have sold another 20 tickets for this in the last few days but the venue will be full so there’s nothing I can do.
However, please contact me regarding future events on April 6^th, May 18^th and June 22^nd.  We’ll be in a bigger venue then so won’t sell out as quickly next time.

For all of you who have your tickets.  Congratulations!!! We handpick the acts and we know you’re going to love hearing them and no doubt you’ll want to tell everyone about how brilliant a night it was.  So remember you can talk about the acts AFTER the night and DURING he BREAKS but NOT DURING THE ACTS.

There is NO talking during the acts.  If you want to have a chat – please go out side the venue.  You’re not only spoiling it for yourself, you’re spoiling it for the acts and the people around you.  If anyone around you is talking please inform a member of the team and we will ask them to be quiet.  If they continue to talk they will be asked to leave.  If they continue to talk they will be removed.

We take this very seriously and provide burlesque table service during the acts so we’re trying to make this as enjoyable night as possible for you.

ALSO: There are limited seats so unless you get there early chances are you will be standing.