Hire Us

Hire Us

Would you like to put on an amazing night of entertainment to treat your friends, clients or staff?  Well we’d love take that hassle off your hands because there’s nothing we like more than putting on shows.

The best thing to do is give us a call and we can see what we can do for you as we can normally custom make a show to meet your requirements.  However, if you’d like some options then read below.

Decision 1:  Would you like to have the event at The Admiral Bar in Glasgow, or would you like to take it elsewhere?

If you’d like to take it to a town near you, or you’d just like some of our performers to entertain at your premises then please contact us as some of the below options might not be viable.

Decision 2:  If having your event at The Admiral and you’d like us to put on an extra date then you’re going to need some numbers.  The downstairs function room in the Admiral can hold 140 people (120 seated) If you’d like exclusive hire of the function room then you’ll need 70 – 140 people.  If you’ve got less than 70 people the atmosphere can sometimes not be as electric and the bar won’t have as many takings.
Non exclusive hire:  If you’ve got 50 – 80 people coming but you don’t require exclusive hire then we could sell tickets to the public to make up the numbers and help out with the budget

The Admiral

This is where we have our shows and we highly recommend it.  It’s been nominated for Best Comedy Venue In Scotland at The Scottish Comedy Awards in 2014, 2015 & 2016.   It has a sound system, stage, lights, changing room, bar, food options and seats for up to 120 people (maybe more). 

Option 1: Last Saturday of the Month
Availability: The Admiral has two regular club nights that start at 11pm They are on the second Saturday of the month and the Last Saturday of the month.  We run on the second Saturday but the last Saturday is usually free between 6:30 – 10:30pm.   This would be ideal for us.

Cost:  £875 – £1350

Option 2: Friday Nights.

Depending on availability we could put on a full show with options of putting on a club / dance afterwards.

Option 3: Sunday

The Admiral is normally shut on a Sunday but would open it up especially for a matinee show (we’ve always thought a ladies lunch would be perfect)  Our Sunday shows have been amongst the best shows we’ve ever had but they were hard to sell so we’ve put them on hold.  However, if you can provide an audience of 75 – 125 people then the venue is yours.  If you had 250 people you could have upstairs as well.

Cost: £575 – £750

Option 4: Wednesdays and Thursdays

These are often available
Cost £575 – £750

Option 5: Comedy and Magic show or Comedy Only Show

Like I said, we can put things together to suit your needs.  Don’t fancy the idea of burlesque – no problem.  We can put on a comedy only show or a comedy & magic show.

Option 6:  Burlesque show

Fancy a burlesque only show? Let us know – we know most burlesque acts in The UK and could put on a themed night for you.

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