Confessions Of A Conjuror
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to spend your life as a professional magician? After nearly 14 years of touring the world, TV & radio appearances, Chris Dinwoodie’s will spill the beans on the highs and lows of his magical journey
Expect to hear about his most embarrassing stories, the worst gig he’s ever performed? Dealings with the police and celebrities.
There will also be some old magic and some brand new magic he’s never performed in front of a live audience before.
This is will be by far the most honest and close to the bone show he’s ever performed before.
Looking to celebrate the weekend? Well you could play it safe and go bowling or catch a movie…but you can do that any night of the week! If you’re looking for something fun, different and exciting then this show is for you! Picture the scene, three hilarious comedians sharing stories that will make your sides sore with laughter, two International Burlesque acts who will dazzle you with their stunning costumes and cleverly crafter routines and a mesmerising magicians demonstrating all the illusions you previously thought were only achievable via camera trickery and stooges.
|VIP Reserved Saturday May 13th||£16.50|
|Funky Ticket: Saturday May 13th||£14.75|
|Student Saturday May 13th||£10.75|
|Group Table Saturday May 13th||£120.00|
Couples nights out
Groups & Food
The Admiral Bar is in two sections, upstairs is The Admiral Bar & Restaurant and downstairs is the function room (it’s officially called The Hold but no one calls it that) Downstairs, where Enterteasement lives, there are two tables that hold 6 x 10 people. These are ideal if you’re looking for birthday parties, hen nights, office parties. However, before you book please read our group etiquette page as we want to make sure everyone has a good night.
If you’d like to have dinner, we highly recommend the two for one pizza deal or the award winning Mac & Cheese at The Admiral’s restaurant (upstairs). They do some of the best pub grub in Glasgow. We advise you book your food at The Admiral no later than 6:15pm. We just use The Admiral’s room so any questions about food should be directed to the Admiral.
Our August Comedy! Magic! Burlesque! show has always been our most exciting show of the year. With entertainers flying in from around the world to perform at The Edinburgh Festival we hand pick the very best acts and bring them to Glasgow for one night only. For the past five years this show has sold out prior to the doors opening, and this year we’re expecting it to sell out faster than ever. Why? Because five years ago when Enterteasement started, we had a bucket list of performers we wanted to book, and at the very top of that list was
TOM STADE! And I’m glad to finally announce – We’ve booked him. The last time Tom was in Glasgow he SOLD OUT The Kings theatre holding 1700 people and now you get to see him up close and personal at The Admiral Bar holding just 120 people.
TICKETS (price includes 75p transaction fee)
|VIP Reserved Saturday August 13th||£17.75|
|Funky Ticket Saturday August 13th||£15.75|
|Group Table Saturday August 13th||£120.00|
Warning: Less than 15 tickets funky tickets remaining, VIP and tables have all sold out.
Please note, The Admiral is roughly 90% seated and the seats are allocated on a first come, first serve basis. In the event of a sell out, 10%of people will be standing. To ensure you get a seat, please turn up early or purchase a VIP Reserved seat)
Star of BBC 1’s ‘Live At The Apollo’, Michael Mcintyre’s Roadshow & The John Bishop Show. Simply put, Tom Stade is one of the funniest comedians on the planet. He has received more 5 star reviews than you’ve had hot dinners.
Dylan is one of the most exciting acts to come out of Canada in recent years. His natural storytelling ability end clever punch lines could see him rise to the very top of comedy – see him here first!! (A Laughing Horse ‘Best New Act’ Finalist 2015) GRAHAM STEWART Comedy comes in all different shapes and sizes and Graham’s award winning comedy-magic, presented in Tommy Cooper style, will have you in stitches. His death defying demonstrations of daftness will leave your cheeks sore.
Tom is a self-professed magic nerd. Don’t be fooled into thinking ‘magic nerd’ sounds boring. Tom’s one of the most respected magicians in England! His performances have won multiple awards and have been shown on TV. “Bloody Good Stuff – Keep That Up And I Might Be Out Of A Job!” – Derren Brown
All the way from London, Tamora is a stunning, International, neo-burlesque performer and model. Her well-crafted routines mixed with funky 90’s music have taken burlesque into the 21st century.
Finalist in Miss Pin-Up Scotland 2015, Tootsie burst onto the Scottish Burlesque scene in 2014 and is now one of the most popular acts on the UK burlesque scene
Six years ago if you wanted to see a top class variety show in Glasgow comprising of Comedy! Magic & Burlesque you’d be onto plumbs as they didn’t exist. Then we arrived! What started off as a one off experiment has grown into one of the most anticipated dates on the entertainment calendar. Every June we put on an extra special ‘Birthday Show’ and like all Birthday parties, we like to celebrate in style We’ll be bringing you some of our all time favourite performers mixed in with balloons, cake, good music and a friendly, welcoming environment. And the best part is…YOU’RE INVITED!!. It doesn’t matter if you’ve never been before. Six years ago no one had been to our show and would you believe some of the audience from our very first show are still Enterteasement regulars! We must be doing something right. So Enterteasement needs you! You bring your partner or your pals and we’ll do our very best to put on an extra special show for you!
Come Join Us If:
- You want a good night out
- You want to try something different
- You’d like to impress someone special
|VIP Reserved Saturday June 10th||£16.50|
|Funky Ticket: Saturday June 10th||£14.75|
|Student Saturday June 10th||£10.75|
|Group Table Saturday June 10th||£120.00|
What Our Audience Say
“I’ve been coming to Enterteasement since the very first show. The guys there do more than put on a show, they put on an experience and it keeps getting better and better.” Stephen Nulty
“I’ve been coming to Enterteasement for two years and it’s the without doubt the best show in Glasgow” Fiona Thompson
“My wife and I have a monthly date night, we’ve tried every place in Glasgow but after trying Enterteasement nothing else compared. So we decided to just come to Enterteasement every month till we got bored of it. That was four years ago…we haven’t missed a show” Jaggy Pickles
Hen Nights / Stag Do
June – August is the prime wedding season so June is the time for a night out with your friends. Now most comedy clubs don’t allow stag and hen parties because they tend to talk, scream, heckle and try and make the show all about them. We’re not saying there’s anything wrong with that behaviour as it’s your last night of freedom. However, what is a fun night for you, ruins everyone else’s night. We are also aware aware that for some people the idea of putting on the L plates and spewing up in the toilet is their ideal of hell. We’ve had some fantastic hen & stag parties at Enterteasement and if you’re like them then please look at booking a table or reserving some seats. However, ask everyone in your group if they want to go and “See a show” before booking. If they’d rather have a mad party then go to the karaoke, or a cocktail making class.
Are your weekends boring? Would you like to try something, new, exciting and fun? Then join us at Enterteasement, Glasgow’s monthly Comedy Magic Burlesque show. Our last two shows have sold out and our October 8th line-up is potentially the strongest line-up ever! So come on down to the best show in town and celebrate your weekend in style.
* Warning – we’re expecting a sell out so don’t leave it too late to get your tickets!
|VIP Reserved Saturday October8th||£16.50|
|Student Saturday October 8th||£10.75|
|Funky Ticket Saturday October 8th||£14.75|
|Group Table Saturday October 8th||£120.00|
Tanyalee is a Canadian comedian who has appeared on BBC’s:‘Live At The Apollo’ and The John Bishop Show. She also proudly boasts a 6 months live solo show at Las Vegas. This incredibly funny powerhouse of comedy stands at 3’6″ and is highly regarded as one of the funniest working comedians today.
A former ‘Scottish Comedian Of The Year’ Finalist, Chris has appeared on TV, Radio & Internet Sitcom MUFF. However, this cheeky charmer is most commonly found entertaining at some of the biggest comedy clubs in The UK.
“He was good. He was very good. In fact, he was exceptional.” Evening Express
Every year a new star emerges in Scottish Comedy. This year that star is Donald Alexander. His surreal, observational comedy is delivered in a loveable, anxious style. See him now, before he’s made it big time and you can tell everyone “I saw him first!”
FRITZ With A Z
Fritz, is a world class magician. If you’ve ever been in Holland and seen a magician on TV, it was probably Fritz. He’s been described as The Dutch Dynamo (but with a personality). He’s received 5 star Reviews from the Edinburgh & Melbourne Magic Festivals described as “Amazing” by Jermaine Jackson.
An incredible combination of two different visual acts – acrobatics and dance. These two girls have united their skills to create exciting breath taking performances.
From Enterteasement audience member to burlesque performer. Since graduating from the Academy Of Burlesque and Cabaret, she’s taken the burlesque world by storm and has even danced on stage with Rod Stewart
Do you feel lucky? Well you will be if you get a ticket to our May 27th Comedy! Magic! Burlesque! show. This is the first end of the month Enterteasement show and it make sue it’s a success we’re going to put on an extra special line-up of award winners, international performers and As Seen On TV entertainers. So if you’re looking for a good night out that’s a little bit different then come on down to the best show in town.
|VIP Reserved Saturday May 27th||£16.50|
|Funky Ticket: Saturday May 27th||£14.75|
|Student Saturday May 27th||£10.75|
|Group Table Saturday May 27th||£120.00|
Doors Open 7:20
Show 8pm – 10:30
Perrier nominated comedy legend, co-founder of STV’s The Funny Farm and first ever winner of the prestigious ‘So You Think You’re Funny’ contest. Bruce is one of the UK’s most respected headliners and recently starred in Still Game’s new show at The Hydro.
“He can tell a story as entertainingly as Billy Connolly, but the sting in its tail is in a class of its own” –The Times
Genial Geordie Andy Fury has recently supported Daniel Sloss and Chris Ramsey on tour. His killer combination of laid back stage presence and quick fire wit has made him one of the most in demand comedians in the UK today. “An absolute genius of a comedian” BBC
After coming second in the 2014 Scottish Comedian Of The Year contest, Harry has being setting the world of comedy on fire. His musical talents combined with a devilish, dark sense of humour will leave you laughing, questioning your morals and wanting more.
THE GREAT AZIZ
Our International man of mystery is an award winning magician who specialises in classical magic. He has been booked to perform in no fewer than 18 countries and recently supported TV comedian Al Murray aka The Pub Landlord. Now his Journey takes him to The Admiral Bar where he will make his Enterteasement debut…I’m sure it won’t be his last appearance for us!
DEBAY DE LUX
Having performed alongside some of the most famous names in burlesque and being a regular at The biggest burlesque club in the world we are delighted to this truly sensational performer to our stage.
We snapped up this glamorous Miss Scotland Pin-Up Finalist just before she leaves for yet another tour of USA. Her stage presence leaves audiences mesmerised…sexy and sassy with a cheeky sparkle in her eye
Looking to celebrate your weekend with a world class show that doesn’t break the bank? Then try Enterteasement Comedy, Magic & Burlesque show. Our April 9th line-up boasts award winners, As ‘Seen On TV’ stars and International acts. Our shows have a 4.7 star average customer review and sell out fast! So get your tickets now and have a weekend to remember.
Best known for his part in Father Ted where he played Father Stone – Michael is an Irish Comedy Legend with numerous TV appearances and has been described by Stewart Lee as having “The Greatest Opening Line Ever!”
Bruce is a top rated comedian / after dinner speaker who has just returned from a comedy tour of Australia. Bruce is a storyteller who focuses on his life experiences & observations of Scottish Culture from a West African viewpoint.
John started comedy in 2009 and not only made it to the final of ‘So You Think You’re Funny’ he also won the prestigious contest ‘Scottish Comedian Of The Year’.
This man will blow your mind!! In the last 12 months Colin has toured the world, joined The Illusionist “Live In London” hit show and regular reads Holly Willoughby mind on ITVs This Morning.
Our South African pint sized princess will be dazzling you with her unique style of burlesque mixed with belly dancing and shadow dancing.
Magenta is an International alternative burlesque performer. Her playful combination of burlesque and grotesque saw her climb the ranks of Scottish burlesque and recently headlined The Berlin Burlesque Festival.
January 13th SOLD OUT
Congratulations – you’re going to make 2018 the year, spend more time with friends, try new things and most importantly have more fun. We think that’s a great plan and here at Enterteasement we can certainly help tick all the boxes for a great night out without breaking the bank. On January 13, we say thanks by putting on a January Sale Show. For the last 2 years this has sold out very quickly so if you’re looking to get your 2018 off to a good start, don’t miss out on this excellent opportunity.
Tickets SOLD OUT(Includes booking fee)
|GROUP TABLE Saturday January 13th|
|VIP Reserved Saturday January 13th|
|Funky Ticket: Saturday January 13th|
The Admiral Bar: 72 Waterloo Street, Glasgow
3 x nominee for ‘Best Comedy Venue In Scotland’
This venue is not fully seated (around 90% seated) For the best chance of a seat, please arrive early.
Show 8:00 – 10:30
Still not convinced?
Over 80% of our 2017 Comedy! Magic! Burlesque shows sold out before the doors even opened and we’ve maintained out 100% 5 star Facebook rating for another year.
You’re more than just a number – you are our guests 🙂
Comedy Only night coming soon. We’ve booked some of the best Comedians from around the world to Entertain you.
Expected launch Thursday 31st March
They say two heads are better than one; but, why not two shows being better than one. That’s right Enterteasement resident MC Billy Kirkwood and resident magician Chris Dinwoodie are bringing their new shows to The Glasgow Comedy festival this year on the same day, at the same place, at roughly the same time . So they’ve decided to offer a 40 tickets at a very special discount to Enterteasement members. Rather than £20+2 booking fee you can see both 1 hour special shows for £14 +50p booking fee.
BILLY KIRKWOOD: ‘Funny AF’
Show 7pm – 8pm
The two time Scottish comedy award winner comedian & presenter Billy Kirkwood is a comedian that marches to the beat of his own drum dancing between alternative & mainstream. Turning topics from parenting to the everyday hysterical, in a new, hilarious, interactive, sometimes dark & joyously silly show from one of the UK’s most diverse & accessible comedy talents.
As seen on BBC Scotland, ICW, ITV, MTV, Dave & More.
‘Effortlessly Funny, something for everyone’ Metro
‘One of the funniest Comics in the UK’ Mark Millar (Creator Kickass & Kingsman)
Wild, Loud, Funny AF!
Total Sell out 2011-2018
CHRIS DINWOODIE ‘HaHa Cadabra’
In his new show Chris Dinwoodie aka Woody The Magician will be doing what he does best – Top Class Magic wrapped up in his natural Glaswegian style of humour. A 5 x Scottish close-up magic champion, international magic champion and one of the few magicians to pass The Magic Circle exam with over 90% you can be assured his magic and mind-reading will leave your head spinning. However, what makes Chris different to all the other magicians out there is his quick wit and sense of humour. He’s currently the only magician in Scotland to be headlining many of the Comedy Clubs. So this show will leave you equally amazed and entertained.